lesbian talk~

dibott: teya i just want u to know
dibott: wut ever will happen
dibott: good or bad
dibott: im trying hard to hang out with u k
dibott: im dying for it
dibott: cehh
syera roslee: uh thats so sweet
syera roslee: hahah tp ko loghat tetap ade r kan...
syera roslee: haha
syera roslee: siap dying
syera roslee: loye lak aku dgr
syera roslee: hahaha
syera roslee: nway bot
dibott: coz im scared it wont happen..so x nak la kecewa kan kau sgt2
syera roslee: wutever uve been thru
syera roslee: ups n downs
syera roslee: i wan u to kno
syera roslee: i realy apreciate it
syera roslee: coz im dying to meet u either
dibott: owhhh so sweet la u
syera roslee: owh bola jadi ke?
syera roslee: bole jadi ke xjadi?
dibott: jd ape?
dibott: bebola ikan?
syera roslee: bola-bola api
dibott: yg dulunya kecil
dibott: sudah jadi besarrr
syera roslee: sesunngguhnya akuu
syera roslee: paling comell
syera roslee: paling babi...
syera roslee: haha
syera roslee: geram
syera roslee: cm sial punye lagu
dibott: da merepek
dibott: ahahahahah
syera roslee: hahaha
dibott: nie nnt jumpe nk nyanyi la kt kau
dibott: mst kau suke

p/s: kalau percaya..maka bodoh lah anda..

malang yg berbau

1st story..
tgk2 jam..hurmm masih awal..kelas korean cepat habes..so sementara tunggu sarah habis kelas, terasa nak duduk2 sebentar di library foyer sambil melihat2 org yg lalu..cari tempat kosong..pergi ke situ anddddddd

cepukkkkk!!!!

ya Tuhan...aku terduduk di atas kerusi yg bertakung air..habes lencun seluar smpai ke paras peha..aku pon berlari2 anak pulang ke apartment smbil meng'cover' my back smbil itu juga mulut terkumat-kamit memaki hamun...%&^&^*!!!

2nd story..

kelas macroeconomics, duduk di sebelah anak ca ya nun alif mulut berbau rokok dan x geti nk senyap..duhhh aku pening!

3rd story..

habes kelas macro, hujan lebat x hingat..guruh dan kilat berlaga2..aku cuak! naseb baik ade payung..tapi....di pertengahan jalan payung tercabot..argh damn! ade payung serupa x de..sori jaja..aku rosakkan payung kau tanpe sengaja..

4th story..

to be continued..

senggugut yg mengancam nyawa

aduhhhh kenapalah kene serangan sekarang..sakit taw tak! tutorial byk lg x siap..buku2 masih lg cantik tersusun..ade jugak terpikir nk skip all classes for tomorrow..tomorrow jek..tp memandangkan masih lg di awal sem..rase rugi pulak..pasal aku suka save cuti di akhir trimester..tym tu la best x g klas..sape kate period pain sakit biase? mmg la biasa..tp sakit nye masya'allahhh..lain tubuh lain rasa..silap2 ade yg x bergerak dr katil lgsg..rase nk makan menstrual pil pun ada..but i had this theory said that pil tu boleh mendatangkan kemandulan jika acapkali diambil..no! no! no! aku nk anak..maybe terlalu awal nk fikirkan mende tuh..tp kelak da tua kita yg merasa sunyi..

"saya kahwin dgn awak bukan kerana nafsu.." --->>boleh caye ke ayat nie?? pegi mampos la kalo lelaki kahwin just psl cinta..cuba kalau bini x bagi..hah hambek kaw g pusat2 pelacuran..x pun cipta skandal baru..

"takpe..xdapat anak sendiri..kita ambil anak angkat..saya boleh terima awak seadanya.."
--->> nie lagi satu ayat cm celaka tak hingat! ko igt sng amek anak angkat?? nk kene jaga aurat dpn dia..pastuh dah la xde hak utk warisi harta..terima seadanya kononn..skarang boleh la terima seadanya..terjun loji indah water pon sanggop..esok lusa sape taw..silap2 x smpai setahun dah terima pompuan lain plak seadanya..

nampaknya aku dah lari dr topik..sebelum aku berlari lagi jauh lagi..baik aku berenti dan mula membuat tutorial..buat blog boleh, buat tutorial alasan sekilo!

p/s: esok duduk blakang2..x buat keje lecturer x nampak :P

geng: pengembaraan bermula ---> proud to b malaysian especially MMUrean

i watched this movie yesterday and i wish to watch it again..y? well for those whom already enjoyed it, u'll understand..seriuosly, it's funny, good effect, nice plot and very the multinational and humanity..eventhough i got front sit area but nvm..

it was valentines when i went to midV..straight away to the cinema and the place was omg! almost half of the center ring was full of people..i started at the lasssttt place but then about half an hour queing, luckily i was getting near to the counter, nearer and nearer and yeahh! got tickets for two..

yeah of course i have some gossips to share, while queing for the ticket, there were couples front me with matching shirt, very lovely duffy la kononn..sharing ice-cream..yeww~ talking and hugging and touching and talking and hugging..huhhh plss..jealous? no..mmm ade la sikit kot..but for me..if u guys are really deeply nk mati punya lemas dlm percintaan, should u guys show in front of others? especially an innocent girl..belom dpt tgk wayang da ade wayang free..

i remember a quote from someone in Readers Digest that said "of course i like you, that's because i like you i don't want to be with you. it's just a complicated emotion" well i got the point there coz if u really love or like someone, u should give some space..or just remain as i like u and u like me without any relationship or commitment..i prefer that instead of sticking 24 hours together and trust me, u'll get bored someday..then u'll find another crush, u flirting, u cheating and end up u'll ditch him or he'll ditch u..

ok back to the point, sama2lah kita menonton geng pengembaraan bermula..

sekian..

friday the 13th..

suspennn suspennn...teman iffah jumpe mr omar to get an approval for the design..at 1st i thought he's a simple man that approve everything easily..but then byk cekadak plak orang tua nie..logo mmu kene besar la..tm university kene kecikkan la..tuka itu la tuka ini la..weiihh ko taw x nk print tuh satu kaler paper rm2.50! byk duit kau nk tuka2 itu ini..suruh design sendirik kang terberak dalam seluar..bengang aku bengang!! dah hampir 2 minggu aku sibuk dgn hal nie..mulanya mmg pikir bukan kerja aku..naik fed up bila ade jek yg salah..

hurmmm tapi takpela..kesian kat iffah jugak selaku director of publicity, mmg pandai pompuan nie cari publisiti..hehe..assistant mcm da mati..terpaksalah buat sorg2 with some of my helps..

masuk2 jek lift dah ternampak muka that old creepy man..terpaksalah senyum2 x ikhlas jek..masuk office die da bermacam2 dlm kepala aku..risau kene ubah lg..

lama die tenung....

tenung lagi..

dan lagi...

satu anggukan kecil dpt ku lihat..
fuhh lega..

then he said "ok.."

"yes!!" dgn selambanya iffah menjerit..aikk aneh sungguh..yela tp mmg da penat kot menghadap mende alah nie..at last di approve..

so here i want to invite to all readers (yg ade bace la..) to Ambassador of Peace seminar that will be held at fomxr0001, MMU Cyber..

p/s:tgh pikir gak nk g ke x :P

forwarding msg..sape yg untung? islam atau syarikat telekomunikasi? atau nenek kau?

sejak lapan menjak nie inbox aku byk dipenuhi dgn msg2 keagamaan..samada friendster mahu pun inbox yahoo sndirik..belum termasuk lg dgn msg2 dr hp..maaflah jika aku katakan aku mmg x baca habis dan terus delete..sbb nya aku sakit hati bila ada yg menyatakan "jika anda forward, anda akan dapat pahala dgn sekian2 ganjaran.." atau "Allah akan memberikan rahmat kpd umatnya yg mengforward msg ini"

selain bengang jika diminta utk membazirkan kredit, aku juga bengang seolah2 agama kita dipermainkan..igt balik,secara asasnya, dosa pahala siapa yg tentukan? kita sesama manusia ke? kalau kau kristian jahil mmg lah knn nye keampunan diminta pada paderi..tp nie kau sembah Allah! ape hak kau nk bg nasib seseorang..buruk baik nasib seseorang itu bkn terletak pd msg yg akan dihantar..aku hairan, kenapalah ramai yg just forward jek tanpa memikirkannya..sedih pun ade jugak..seolah2 mcm da xde pegangan..

aku mengaku, aku juga pernah spt lembu dicucuk hidung bila turut menyebarkan sama msg2 tersebut..yela..bdk2 jakun dgn hp..apelah aku pikir sgt..tahu cukup bulan topup masuk..dan aku juga bukanlah makhluk yg sempurna..subuh pon dah berhari tetinggal..maghrib pun di hujung2 waktu..nk ckp banyak pun aku bukanlah ustazah..tp bila difikirkan balik, msg2 diforward, yg untung syarikat2 telekomunikasi jugak..cube kau tnye, ade dia sedekah untuk bina masjid? atau pun bg org fakir miskin makan? yg diorg taw buat advertising, toyol kuning berjoget2, upgrade kan perkhidmatan diorg..bukannye diorg heran korg dah makan ke tak, da sembahyang ke belum, da ganti puase ke tak..tkde sume tuh..

aku bercakap nie bila aku check inbox ptg td, ttbe hati rasa nk bukak inbox fs setelah sekian lama x bukak..mak aihhh byk sungguh msg2 4rwrd..adelah juga bukak satu dua..bila hati da panas..aku clearkan semua n end up with something that at last i know wut i can post..

:P

aku x sehat laa...kau sehat?

mlm nie aku rase x sedap badan..dr pagi tadi rasa cm nk demam..ditambah pula dgn cuaca yg panas..dgn itu aku terpaksa menolak ajakan yati utk ke midvalley, tambahan pula aku mmbawa barang yg bertan-tan beratnya..masuk ke bas untuk ke mmu, aku mula rasa mual2..pemandu tak masuk lg tp org ramai da bekerumun masuk..memandangkan aku pon cm x larat nk berdiri lama, aku pon join masuk sekali n grab a sit as fast as i can..berpeluh2 sume org krn enjin bas dimatikan..serious..aku nk termuntah~ tapi aku tahan..karang kalau da tersembur sape yg susah? sape yg malu? agaknya mungkin ramai yg akan turun atau menjauhkan diri..

smpai ke mmu, aku singgah ke kedai runcit..igt nk beli air 100 plus dan juga sepapan penadol..ttbe mata aku terpaku melihat selonggokkan aiskrim malaysia yg berwarna warni..dlm hati dah lame x makan aiskrim nie..then i grabbed the pink one sbb nampak cm menarikk..

makan aiskrim nie bukan psl sedap ke ape..tp seronok kunyah2 ais nye..nyaman seembun pagi..rasa cm kurang demam..biase org kate jgn makan sejuk2 masa demam especially aiskrim..tp rasanya teori tuh x boleh pakai laa..rase ok jek aku..kalau dulu harga aiskrim nie seposen or dua posen jek..tp kali nie beli 30 sen..mmg murah bg kita yg dah agak dewasa kalau bersen2 neh..tp kalau dulu waktu sekolah..50 sen tuh da kira mahal..hahaiii..

nak dipendekkan cerita memandangkan aku pon dah pening kepala balik..balek rumah, tidur, bangun maghrib, telan panadol, update blog!

blog di pagi yg terang

aku tak tahu nk post ape..tp aku nk post something jugakk..usually aku cite pasal life aku..ade org suka baca..ada orang tak..tp aku pedulik ape..ini blog aku yg create, aku yg reg, and it's under mine! so sape2 yg rase bosan membacanya, it's a pleasure for u guy switch off ur lappy, pc or wut ever u guys use..nie pehal plak emo pepagi hari..cool diba cool..hushh hushhh *latihan pernafasan yg betol*

alrite, kita mulakan hari yg baik ni dgn..dgn kata2 yg indah ok..

lampu kalimantang di living room satu dr nya sudah tidah berfungsi..jadi malam2 ku menjadi agak kelam dgn hanya bergantung pd lampu yg nan satu lg dan juga lampu dapur..sekelam jiwaku menyambut sem baru..

pergi ke pejabat hostel utk buat aduan, si lelaki yg berada di situ suruh buat secara online..kenapa nk buat online kalau boleh buat secara verbal.."itu prosedur dik.." haih mampusla sama prosedur kau..aku rasa buat secara online lg melecehkan..nk kena print, then anta balek..kn ke susah tuh..dan utk dptkan respon blom tentu cepat..buat habes ink printer aku jek *kedekut* at last aku pulang dgn rasa dissapointed..

tiba di apartment, ttbe perot ku meng"grumble" dgn tiba2 spt memberontak mahu diisi sesuatu..ajaib, td xde rasa ape2..aku dah naik rumah smpai 4 tingkat baru lah ko nk buat perangai..oleh krn itu perut aku sendiri, jadi aku cubalah juga usha2 dapur mencari sesuatu untuk mengalas perut..biskut dah xde..roti ade tggl beberapa keping..cukuplah buat aku tahan smpai tengahari kang..

lain pula dgn mata yg juga inginkan perhatian dr ku..ttbe rasa beratt..tu la..aku suh tido awal mlm td kau sebok kepochi nk taw hal rafique dgn kisah2 cintanya, syera yg semakin busy dgn eventnya, friendster yg merayu dibalas komen2 nya dan blog yg mintak di update..

10.22 am, aku tidur dulu ya..

si bangang mencari kwn..

it's 2.34 am in the morning, and here i am lying on the bed while thinking to type something stupid..today my day wasnt going so well...1st i was overslept, i woke up 20 minutes before my 8 o'clock class..took a minute bath, grabbed any clothes i could, and ate a biscuite while wearing my shoes..bad starting for a nice day rite..but luckily i wasnt so late..the lecturer just sat in front waiting for students..a very understandable person since it's early morning class..who will be that punctual~

i was thinking that i've to start find a few friends in the class since all of them like aliens to me! which planets are you guys from?? i was sitting at a corner next to a malay girl whom quiet for the whole 3 hours lecture..parah die nie..i chose to sit next to her just because i thought it'll be easy to communicate among same races..but she wasnt welcoming me at all..i tried to talk to her several time asking about the subject, the lecturer and other things that i thought i could start a conversation..yeah i know it was during a class...but i wasnt talk to her all the time..it was when the lecture paused for a while..then i gave up..pompuan nie mmg cmnie kot..lantak kaw la..melayu sesama melayu pon nk kerek..belum taw lg aku nie keturunan jawa..santau angin kang baru tau!

i also tried to find other familiar faces around there..yea there were some people i recognized..but they were sitting in front and just sempat senyum2 je la..but nvm, i wanst that desperado to get friends..i just want to break some ices since i have a really small number of friends..i wanted to follow my sis advise, carilah kawan banyak2, one day kita akan perlukan diorg juga..

to that kerek girl..i still hope we can be friend so someday i would like to treat you a glass of a bitch's urine and a mushroom soup of my mucus~

yapp sayokk~

hello there..today is my 1st day of 3rd trimester..a bit excited because my 1st class is Korean For Beginners :P seriouly i dont know why im taking this subject while i can take others, like spanish, japanese, mandarin blablabla..easy! pasal aku da xde choice! sume subjek da full..lincah dak mmu nie..subjek best2 sume abes cepat..but kinda lucky also since korean pon cepat full..and the class quite interesting..my tsong sen nim came originally from korea..very cute and nice person (i guess..) named Choi So Yoon..

when she said "yap sayok..blablabla (some other korean babling..)" she taught us to reply..

An Yong Ha Sae Yeo!

mari ikot reramai!

ok then..that's my 1st word i've learnt..meaning?? im not sure..lupe nk tnye..i assume it's like hello back or morning or..ahh pape lahh..then it followed by introduction: Idem E Boe Yo?, and some about korean thingy..

kam sa mida tsong se nim :P

p/s: busy learning to write my name..jakun!